Stevie Vaughan-Nichols is a Penguin Lover
February 4, 2007
My main problem with people who review Vista is that they’re idiots…and usually penguin lovers. Stevie Vaughan-Nichols for instance is a SENIOR editor for Ziff Davis. He is also a complete idiot and a disgusting penguin lover. All he does is bash Vista by making untrue statements. You’d think he’d just visit Microsoft’s site, or Wikipedia, and read about features before he writes articles. …Apparently that’s not how penguin lovers think. The truth be damned, all bow down to the holy Penguin.
Here’s an example, this is a direct quote from one of his latest articles…
“You see, with SuperFetch you can a USB 2.0-based flash drive as a fetch buffer between your RAM and your hard disk. Let me spell that out for you. Vista will put part of your running application on a device that can be kicked off, knocked out, or that your dog can carry away as a chew toy. Do you see the problem here? Me too!” – Stevie Vaughan-Nichols
Stevie, who claims to be an expert on all operating systems, doesn’t seem to know anything about Vista, SuperFetch or ReadyBoost. Maybe he couldn’t get it loaded on his mom’s Pentium (I hear most Ziff Davis employees live with their mothers). …Maybe he was upset that he couldn’t get it on 5.25″ floppy format? …Maybe he gave up trying to jam the DVD into his 5.25″ floppy drive? Maybe he was upset by the lack of penguin bestiality in Vista, who knows. Ziff Davis will hire anyone. They don’t care what they write and they can lie all they want about their background.
What really got me was that he didn’t even know the names of the technology — SuperFetch is totally different then ReadyBoost. …Either Stevie got a little confused or he’s just a really confused guy. SuperFetch is simply a feature in Vista that works like a really smart memory manager. SuperFetch is so intelligent it will memorize how you use your computer and load programs into virtual memory before you run programs. It works WITH ReadyBoost, but it’s a different animal. There’s a huge difference there, Stevie glazed right over it.
Let’s say you always check your email at 7am, then again ever hour until 6pm, and once again around 1am before you head off to bed. SuperFetch will figure this out and automatically load your email program into memory BEFORE you go to check your email. All you need to know is that this makes the programs you use often load much faster.
ReadyBoost is used to store files on a USB Flash drive as a supplement to hard disk cache, similarly to how RAM is used. However, despite what this so called ‘expert’ says, when the USB Flash drive is removed (hopefully to be thrown at a penguin lover) Vista automatically switches back to using the hard drive cache seamlessly.
I read about this nifty feature a while ago on Channel9 (I love Channel 9). Some guy named Michael Fortin, a “Distinguished Engineer at Microsoft” dishes the details. Even after Mike’s excellent video I was skeptical, so I had to try it out myself.
Those following my blog know that I am on a quest to crash Vista. Towards that end I decided to launch a few apps before my ReadyBoost trial. First I kicked off a backup to DVD, this is one of my favorite Vista features, and usually writing DVD’s consumes a decent amount of CPU, RAM and virtual memory. Next I turned on one of my favorite radio streams and opened a ton of Internet Explorer instances. Then I decided to play dirty; I launched a hard drive defrag. >:)
With all those programs running I smiled to myself, convinced that I would bring Vista to her knees. I turned on ReadyBoost, waited 15 minutes to let it soak up memory, then grinned and unplugged it. …Nothing happened. Well, my system did beep when the USB device was removed, but nothing unusual happened. I sat there plugging the flash drive in and pulling it out without effecting Vista at all. It was kindof fun watching my sidebar CPU monitoring gadget bounce around when the system switched to using the Flash drive, but I failed to crash Vista or cause any serious problems. After 15 minutes I gave up, I was worried I’d do damage to my USB slot.
I discovered that the CPU gets hammered a bit more with ReadyBoost. This makes sense since Vista has a lot more work to do with ReadyBoost, but my Core Duo was never in any real danger. I didn’t see a real overall system performance benefit from ReadyBoost, but that didn’t surprise me. My USB drive is *very* old and slow. I had already been told that I wouldn’t see a big difference without about 1GB of high-speed memory on the USB Flash drive. However, I’ve been recently been reading online that ReadyBoost makes a huge difference for users running 512MB of RAM under Vista. So apparently this feature is even more handy for those of you struggling to meet the modern hardware requirements in Vista.
I should mention that SuperFetch used in conjunction with ReadyBoost is part of what makes Vista perform common tasks more quickly. I’m not sure I’ve used my new Vista laptop long enough, or consistently enough, for SuperFetch to pick up on my habits. And while I presume Vista will transfer your information to ReadyBoost based on historical SuperFetch information, I don’t really know if this is the case. I’m looking forward to studying these technologies more thoroughly, and I’ll try to keep this article updated as I learn more.
So, I’m a little depressed that I failed to crash Vista but at least I had fun trying. 😉
Legal disclaimer: I have no proof that Stevie is into bestiality. His perverted looking yellow grin and penguin like figure could simply be a good argument for exercise and regular dental care. For all I know he could be one of the many closet Vista users who quickly switch to Linux when someone walks into the room…I hear their numbers are growing. Maybe someday, when Microsoft fans are loved and accepted, these people will have the strength to come out of the closet. Until then…